By ssnickel - 07/07/2009 21:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill on the floor and my dog ate it. The good news is, I startled her and she spit it right out. The bad news is, I still had to take it after it had been in my dog's mouth. FML
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misery09 0

Aw that sucks. You actually will be okay if you skip a pill..that's what sucks more. =(

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OhmManiPadmiOhm 0

At least you took the pill so there will be no worries about children in the future. :)

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etherealjoy 0

i wud have just taken the next days pill and stayed one day ahead for the rest of the month, and just gotten my period a day early before restarting as normal... for future reference...

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smokey23 0

women miss taking pills all the time if you are smart you don't have sex pill or no pill use protection!

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Sunflowerkiss89 0

Okay you people are idiots. I HAVE to be on hormone therapy b/c I have endometriosis and I have to be on the PILL when I'm not on other meds. And I am a Christian, but seriously, if God didn't want people to have sex for pleasure...why would he make it pleasurable? Other animals have sex just for kids and it isn't pleasurable, so far it has only been proved humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. And do you really think that God is stupid to not have known humans would make the pill, condoms, etc. ? And don't try forcing your religious views on others, if you were nice and talk to them and show them God's loving side, you'll bring more people to Christ then by condemning them. Why do you think the Catholics' are losing sooo much money and followers? Look at PA and what is happening to them here. I personally am so glad I'm United Methodist: Open Hearts, Open Minds, Open Doors.

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skullbuster 0

Who are you replying to - I did a search on this page and, except for you, the only people who mentioned God or Christ were using it to curse (e.g. for God damn/Christ's sake).? Take the pill, don't take the pill, have kids, don't have kids, have sex, don't have sex, get married, don't get married, be gay, don't be gay, I'm not sure why it is anyone's business. Oh wait, you've made it our business by posting on this site. There are people posting here who will pounce if you misspell a word, so birth control chow downs out of the dogs mouth are bound to get some attention!

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Chocoholic17 0

Taking the next pill in the pack is not skipping a pill (that's skipping a day or not taking it on time). Should've just taken the next one and ended up getting your period one day early. Your own damn fault for being stupid.

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bear821 0

YDI you should know when it come to birth control if you miss a day and continue on the next day even if you have sex on a day that you missed your not going to get pregnant cause you still have those hormones in your blood

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ajj_fml 0

anyone with half a brain would just take the next day's pill. they're identical. if anything, that just buys you more time to go to the doctor/pharmacy and buy another pack.

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Dashiell 0

Typical behavior for anyone from New Jersey.

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