By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 910
You deserved it 34 858

Same thing different taste

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Jakojan 4

i absolutely love the way you worded this. makes it sound like you let your sister escape from her hamster cage

Obviously in jail. You have to use the context clues. Dad puts down traps, hamster protests out of solidarity with other rodents, protest gets out of order, hamster bitch slaps dad, hamster jailed for assault.

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In your secret box? Hm.. I have no clue where you found her. :/

teenager34 0

in the cage thinking, "why the fk didn't I leave?". lol at #7

If you leave her there long enough, Little Sis will chew off her leg. No more races to ride shotgun!

it's a rat trap..and you've been caught

"Guess where I found her?" isn't a question. Don't put a question mark on the end.

What? Of course it is a question. Review your English courses.

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so you don't like mods, wth are you a rocker? :P

Mods: **** YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES!

weston5430 1

So you found your sister in a mouse trap?