By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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chewbacca69 0

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

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Bekll 31

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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docscientist 9

Wait, wait, wait. She didn't hang up? It went to voicemail? How long was the call?

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MrGold 0

His sister was busy masturbating at the same time. They both came at the same time and felt connected somehow through telepathy.

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SteelCladAngel 0

mikes left hand

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SteelCladAngel 0

mikes left hand

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Cinn_fml 22

Right, why the hell would you have your phone near enough to be able to do this? I mean, would you not think to maybe take it out of your pocket if you still have your pants (partway) on...?

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RedPillSucks 31

Actually, he was multi-tasking. He was texting and masturbating at the same time. Things just got a little confused, that's all. Haven't you ever done that?

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, being a girl if I ever did I wouldn't muck it up because girls can actually multitask. :P

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DboyCorleone 0

Yea like make a sammich and birth babies at the same time

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FlashBurn 13

More like F her life! Picking up the phone and seeing that, thinking, "Oh, it's my brother, I wonder what he's calling for?" then hearing heavy breathing and grunting on the other end, and bet is on, **** was involved too!

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danz123 7

'Hi... (pants) I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number.' 'Susan? WTF are you doing?' 'beeeeeeep......'

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Hahah, of all rare names, you had to choose mine?! xD

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DeadxManxWalking 27

were you moaning and calling out her name?

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