By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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chewbacca69 0

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

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Bekll 31

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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TheDrifter 23

So did she help op finish or does she like to just listen?

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doc_j 0

come on bro there are strict rukes to follow when ur masturbating. Rule 5 EMPTY POCKETS!!! on that note wink at her next time you pass her in the hallway.

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Glidefedt 6

all im aksing, how do you **********, since you can call her by accident while your phone is in your pants?

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sixwaystilsunday 12

LMAO...Have you dared to look at each other in the eyes yet?

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yuggi1 11

Are you male, OP? I bet you the phone call gave you blue balls.

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leethewrestler 0

dude I'm with ya. story of my life

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doc_j 0

wait bro story of ur life WTF? how many times have u dick dialed ur sister while pumpin one out?

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alecs0716 2

woah. this things seriously happen to more than 1 people. airheads! :)) jk

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fbaby69 0

r u whacking off in ur picture cause I ****** over ur abbs;)

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