By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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chewbacca69 0

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

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Bekll 31

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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lmaoatall 6

check the call time! she stayed on the whole time, didn't she?

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speedgay 0

Find a spouse and you won't have these sick awkward moments.....or better yet, just get a life that way you won't have time to "play with yourself"

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SantasRedSack 0

At least he butt dialed her...he could have used the voice command by yelling her name.

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Syntax_fml 4

hahaha. that would have made this FML perfect

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Jmo247 1

OP is from Utah just saying learn to read

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TalkinSmack 6

as long as the OP wasn't moaning he's sisters name, that isn't THAT bad... lmfao

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

Hands free activities solve everything.

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archduke1 0

it was intentional dont lie

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portablecupid 3

Lol at all the "YDI"s. What, you people gonna sit there with a straight face and pretend you don't **********? Lies.

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alecs0716 2

wait! so she didnt hang up? wow. what if she recorded it or asked her friends (OR your parents) to listen to you. lol. LMFAO! I wonder how you explained it to your sis.

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