By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
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chewbacca69 0

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

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Bekll 31

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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EmoGurllll 0

and his name is "fmyhabit" so..... this is like your thing... butt dialing while masturbating... interesting hobby... poor Sis :(

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Smittyb24 4

that is just disturbing lol i feel bad for your sister

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RainbowHeadache 2

Bahahaha this is epically sad. You say it's a "habit" but if it was you'd be skilled enough to know not to have your phone near you when you wank it. Noob.

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darlingdollie 24

This is not an FML, this is a ^Win.

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PolBig123 0

Why would you have your phone in your pocket while masturbating?

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bubo_fml 10

No prob...Set ur phone on vibrate, tell 'er 2 call back & jam the phone up ur jacksee!!

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