Intimacy: Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating....

By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 57 415

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 11:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 22:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML

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You deserved it 566

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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You deserved it 3 898

Freudian slip

By stupid me - 28/10/2020 06:02 - Israel

Today, while hugging my sister's husband, I accidentally let out a "Mmm…" sound in front my whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 420

You deserved it 1 127

By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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You deserved it 8 580

chewbacca69 0

Friday 15 April 2011 11:51

don't lie you just wanted to hear her voice

Bekll 31

Friday 15 April 2011 11:54

YDI for having the phone that close to you... unless you were using it? Had it on vibrate?

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punkin_26 16

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:53

That poor girl is scarred for life now. That really sucks Dude!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:20

haha

Sign_up 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:14

I wonder what she heard. or did she just hear *fapp-fapp-fapp-fapp-fapp* haha

kelsiekelsie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:53

omg haha!!!!!!!

UnluckyDude96 8

Saturday 16 April 2011 21:45

oh woooow

djames66 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:27

Can I cum, woops!...COME over for thanksgiving dinner?

djames66 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:48

Best butt sex your sister ever had!

ibedestinie 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:50

the real question is how long did she stay on the phone?

FYOL 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:54

heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD! HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no comment

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 18 April 2011 1:27

I find it easier and more cost effective to just Tweet people.

kelsiekelsie 0

Monday 18 April 2011 2:51

haha wow who does that!!? lol

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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You deserved it 266

Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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You deserved it 995

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Today, a customer asked me if we serve spaghetti. She then asked for a manager because I was giving her a weird look, laughing softly when telling her yes, and apparently making her feel stupid. My manager wrote me up. I work at the Old Spaghetti Factory. FML

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Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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You deserved it 737

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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You deserved it 3 167

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

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You deserved it 6 066

Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML

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You deserved it 248

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

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You deserved it 7 499

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How very dare you?

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