Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML - FML

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By welcometomylife - 23/05/2017 12:00 - Germany - Hanover

Today, after a shitty day, I went to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. When I grabbed the salt container, the bottom lid came off and the salt went everywhere. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Do not feed the workers

By Kellz - 20/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

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By crystalwho - 20/01/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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Justy101 23

Monday 7 September 2015 23:08

Who knows, maybe you've discovered an amazing new breakfast cereal.

Emmiii_fml 18

Monday 7 September 2015 23:09

Salty milk and soft chips, yum! I hope you didn't waste too many chips, OP :p

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krazykat07 6

Tuesday 8 September 2015 23:24

PotatoKiller!

SquirrelNutty 5

Wednesday 9 September 2015 0:45

wow that was boring!

awkwardbrunette 9

Wednesday 9 September 2015 15:05

Now this is a real FML

HaplessChef 4

Wednesday 9 September 2015 19:46

on a scale of 1-snoop dogg, how high were you?

storeymonkey 9

Wednesday 9 September 2015 21:10

This is a real FML

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 10 September 2015 6:17

How did this even make it on here..should be with the "best of the worst" or not at all...not sure why you'd have a carton of milk near your bowl of chips though...just makes no sense..so either you were just not paying attention or you made this up op.

Quasars 10

Friday 11 September 2015 3:12

Did you try to eat it? If so, did it taste good?

kaysiescott 11

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:49

I hope you didn't eat it afterwards.

lady_death8 4

Sunday 11 October 2015 20:07

gross dude, pay attention lol sounds unpleasant

momo3p 22

Wednesday 13 January 2016 15:26

Once I poured orange juice into my rice

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