Health: Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 02:00

Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML

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By BudmaudeY - 31/03/2011 20:53 - Sweden

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Ouch - 14/10/2024 05:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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How does that happen?

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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Thursday 26 January 2012 19:00

How does that even happen?

Rachel1987 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:00

Lose weight? That's really gross.

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newlove_fml 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:15

Either be more careful around doors or lose some weight. This is just silly.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:20

You are the wind beneath your wings.

adelephant_fml 12

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:20

I burst out laughing at this. Then felt guilty.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 21:51

Kind of like the sour patch candies?

TheOnlyAlan 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:22

Poor door.......

elarios101 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:25

Lose some weight fatty.

Brainspoil 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:26

better op's arm flab then breast/man boob fat.

vturbz91 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:26

Aha u fat ****

KeyboardWarrior 10

Thursday 26 January 2012 20:04

Modded in 5, 4, 3, 2....

gman90210 18

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:29

It happens #1 and it does hurt

terrask 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:29

But but but but but but... how? Just... how?

beebananaz88 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:29

Gobble gobble (___-)>

CaptainPickles72 18

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:34

I think you meant oink oink! She didn't get her turkey neck slammed by a door. XD Though I bet that would equally hurt!

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