Health: Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 02:00

Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML

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By BudmaudeY - 31/03/2011 20:53 - Sweden

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Ouch - 14/10/2024 05:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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How does that happen?

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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haw008 14

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:00

How does that even happen?

Rachel1987 4

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:00

Lose weight? That's really gross.

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lucyinthesky420 10

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:31

Shake weight. Nuff said.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 26 January 2012 21:53

Same as jerking. "That's it!"

elarios101 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:31

Looks like a job for slim fast!

bluechevy101 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:32

Fatass

Pelreskovich 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:34

Does your "arm flab" have a crease in it from the door? Someone needs to stop hoarding food.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:05

You can't hoard your food and eat it too.

jessimica642 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:35

OUCH!! I can't even imagine :(

karmicsamadi86 9

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:43

Yikes!

pmreck 1

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:46

Is that possible???

foxfluff 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:55

Apparently... >.>

perdix 29

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:50

Well, I'm sure that gives you quicker results than dieting. The hard part is going to be purposely slamming your other arm in a door to maintain symmetry. You'd look ridiculous with one big flabby arm and one with the fat neatly amputated from it.

obviousboy 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:53

Use this as motivation to get dat fat ass off da Couch.

msjoyfull84 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 22:00

Word O G, lmao.

Apathy182 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:55

Oh my, and what a sensitive part of the body that is! I feel for you, but YDI for being fat! :P

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