Animals: Today, I accidentally spilled red wine on my cat. She ran away...

By Oops - 07/01/2017 20:48 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I accidentally spilled red wine on my cat. She ran away and licked the wine off before I had a chance to clean her. My mother is deeply concerned our cat is dying. I'm trying to tell her to wait 24 hours before taking her to the vet's, simply because I think my cat is hung over. FML

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By Sally - 24/08/2018 22:00

Today, after cleaning my house, I decided to treat myself with a glass of wine. I poured the wine, set it down, and came back just in time to see my cat push it off the table. I then yelled at her, which scared her so much she pissed on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 21:49 - Australia

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By coolbeans123 - 10/05/2011 16:37 - Singapore

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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By of course - 20/04/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. needing a drink. Not only did my cat wake everyone up when I tripped over him, but I also spilled a whole gallon of milk on myself. FML

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By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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num1piglover 13

Friday 6 January 2017 16:47

If it was just a small amount she will probably be fine, just make sure she is drinking water and isn't acting overly weird.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 January 2017 12:56

Tell your mom if she wants to save your cat, she'd be better off taking it to an AA meeting.

Comments

LonelyAngel22 13

Monday 9 January 2017 23:57

<p>I know its probably too late for this by now, but for future reference: PHONE the vet, explain the situation. They can tell you whether your cat needs to be brought in or not. A small amount to us might be enough to cause alcohol poisoning to a cat. Most vet clinics are soooo flat out that if you don't need to come in, they'll tell you.</p>

MmmPinkTacos 11

Tuesday 10 January 2017 18:21

They absolutely can get drunk from alcohol. It's also a poison to us, hence the term alcohol poisoning.

CadenceWolf 2

Tuesday 10 January 2017 18:27

Um. I really hope this is a joke. Cats and dogs can't get drunk. If you give a cat a tablespoon of any kind of alcohol, they will more than likely die. Animal kidneys aren't designed to filter alcohol, meaning; They. Cannot. Get. Drunk.