By Anonn - 23/02/2009 13:14 - Australia

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML
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burdenofaday 0

Tip for the future next time you want to go at your girl with your hands. Have her lay on her back on top of you so you can touch her much in the same way she touches herself. Yes, it's ******* hot and will probably lead places. :]

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uminuscooll 0

I resent Jaywin's comment! I'm actually very good at hand jobs!! But I see where your girl is coming from! Guys are more aggressive with the whole fingering deal, it's always nice to have a ladies touch

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Blind_Ninja 0

#3: I don't care how well I can jerk myself off, it will ALWAYS feel better when it's not my hand. Handjobs are especially amazing when making out. Jacking off to me is more like just trying to get a quick come; handjobs, on the other hand, are far more enjoyable. If you're getting a handjob, chances are you also have a real life visual aid for your fantasies that you can even touch! And both hands will be free to do whatever you want with them with your visual aid. It's probably different for girls, I don't see why any guy would prefer his hand to that of someone else.

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twinkle_nipso_O 0

Good! I got worried my man didn't like my handjobs reading #3! He seems to enjoy it! I personally love getting some hand action from my man, he can reach places i just can't!

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Ohms_fml 0

this would be funny, but this is directly out of American Pie. "Need a hand with that"

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bladecx321 0

if you're going for sex, then damn that sucks. if you were just gonna finger her, then yeah that sucks too... i'd be mad if my gf said that... she never masturbates - i guess she likes me to do it for her; makes her hornier..?

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twinkle_nipso_O 0

yeah right! bahahaha.... as if you believe that! We all do it sunshine, and the fact that she lied about it shows she probs doesn't trust you alot! FYL!

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ladybuggirl1234 3

or she is shy about it??

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graceeleandra 0

huge disssssss. girls rule

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choppedNskrewed 0

ahaha lolll choppedNskrewed!

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Forsythe307 0

damn dude thats pretty harsh, but some girls like to do it themselves I fingered my gf in a movie theatre lol she loved it. good luck bro

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podrummer9209 0

Ugh. Dude. I'd seriously have said something about that... My ex went to take a shower once and came back in like 20 minutes... Usually takes an hour and I said 'that was quick' she replied 'just like you' and starts laughing her ass off? I usually take at least a half hour... -_- I promptly got up and left. Sometimes you just have to draw the line.

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lmfp 0

i dont think she was trying to be rude. sure, theres a time and a place for her to show him what she likes, but if shes masturbating alone, shes just interested in getting off. if i was wanking and my boyfriend walked in on me, i might be annoyed too, especially if i was really close to ******. if i were to stop in order for him to join, then A) id lose the ******, and B) i would be masturbating anymore, we would be having sex. and if i wanted to have sex in the first place, thats what i would have done. so stop being all uptight about it, and let your girlfriend get herself off in peace!

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podrummer9209 0

^ If you're using your hand, it's masturbating, no matter who it's on. -_- And he's not being uptight, he got a verbal bitch slap he did nothing to deserve.

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