By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
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RBntM 10

You deserve it for not believing him !

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DaKillaMafia 2

Serves you well. Good day to you sir/ma'am.

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Jonkbaby 22

I've seen a vid of this kind of thing. I feel shame

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perdix 29

Good actor! My dad used to say that he would squeeze bars of soap under his armpits and that could make a thermometer measure a fever. We knew not to fake around him ;) The appearance of real symptoms doesn't mean the disease isn't fake. Yet the vomiting shows real dedication to the craft of faking.

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perdix 29

I looked it up and it supposedly needs to be lye soap. Back when my late dad was a kid, lye soap was more commonly available. Not that you'd use this information for evil, right?

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luccmon 6

Perdix has all the best and most informative comments, as always, good sir.

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Luckyman22 5

Well that's what you get for assuming.

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BeatifulPenguin 4

Instant karma!

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micahsmommy 13

Well he's either sick or has an eating disorder. Either way best to take him to a doctor.

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jujubunni5 9

Hey! Not every kid is that one chick who pretended to have a sore throat and go home!

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