By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
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RBntM 10

You deserve it for not believing him !

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leadawg75 12

My dad did that all the time. Then I too puked all over my bed. He had to clean it up. I understand why you wouldn't believe him but at least try to.

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BunnyGoesRawr247 7

Either your son is very dedicated, or you aren't very trusting in him.

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

To the OP's credit it's sometimes hard to tell with kids, but you definitely had no right to be angry with him after that!

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HeroOfHyrule 0

And that's why you believe your own son, gentlemen.

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BellaMarta 19

You were saying..?

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irishlee18 3

Well he could just have taken some ipecac to voluntarily puke :D

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Nitrogenica 6

your parents probably should have doughted you more often..

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xXxrachhunnixXx 12

Lol I did that to my teacher when I was about 10 :P

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clark929 4

I hate when my parents do that. Cuz then I always end up rushing to the bathroom and everyone laughs at me thinking I have some other bodily function.

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