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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By NeedaNosePlug - 26/01/2012 05:19 - United States

Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML

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Funky

By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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ClaireXX 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:13

Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?

plethora 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:17

Start showering together.

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Aggriken 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:36

why does he have to shower every day?

sjmilla 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:26

ydi. Why would you date anyone w/ horrible horrible hygiene. once a week! that's trifling

jxexcxi 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 14:36

i agree with number 4. thats gross

ReallyMike 0

Monday 25 January 2010 14:55

Please, I have gone a month w/o showering. And I shower 1-2 a week on everyday life. If you live in dry and cold climates, you don't sweat that much and in turn you don't smell. I can't imagine someone showering daily, wth? What are your water bills ffs?

sd18 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:30

I had to explain to my ex-bf why he needed to brush his teeth at least once a day and not just use mouthwash

emogirlzrcool 10

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:31

dump him

susieloves 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 11:25

Are you ******* serious?

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:40

YDI for dating someone who does that.

MoNeY_MaN 0

Friday 30 April 2010 2:23

Why would u date someone like that. you brought it upon yourself

KillaKamiHB 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:41

why are you still even with him? dumbass.

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