By nomorexbox - 26/04/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 066
You deserved it 13 451

Same thing different taste

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just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-

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he could probably do it if he has all the right cheats put on in life. invincibility, wanted level down,

Headline: 14 Year Old Steals Car: Claims Grand Theft Auto Gave Ability To Drive Drunk

my friend says it's not that hard...u just can't be super drunk..I know I won't be able to

Primo_Loco 0

give him soda, pop rocks (rock pops w/e) and strap em down in a fast little go cart where the brakes don't work.... we'll see if he can get past that first

cradle6 13

This is very ironic because the game is actually trying to discourage drunk driving. Niko says that he "doesn't feel up to driving and should get a cab."

Bless him. I'm sure he isn't stupid enough to try it... Wait, he's not even old enough to drink OR drive. He will grow up before then, don't worry.

baller1331 0

oh yeah cause people never drink or drive before they are legally allowed to.

flickyourbic1223 7

Before they are "legally allowed to?" It happens all the time, true, but no one is ever "legally allowed to" drink and drive..

ydi for letting him play that crap

Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0

he's gonna think that getting away from cops is easy and killing someone doesn't do anything