By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML
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Scruffy129 5

Today, i woke up to find 6 cat in my room i am allergic and have no idea how they got in FML

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j3ebrules 13

I think it's time for you to ********** more.

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ralphie24 0

Bro I know how this feels! Happened to me when I was like ... Idk 10?

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ralphie24 0

Bro I know how this feels! Happened to me when I was like ... Idk 10?

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cheerluv15 0

I wish my boyfriend wouldn't came at all he always does it on my boobs it's hard to clean up.

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ericplaystrumpet 1

Well, if it got in her hair, your a dumb ass; if it got on her hand, it's Kewl; if you jizzed your pants, it's pathetic. :)

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rachelauren013 0

I mean.. She was probably flattered!

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22jrdn55 15

I **** right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

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