Love: Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive...

By singleagain - 24/08/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 425

You deserved it 3 519

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 387

You deserved it 2 392

By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 801

You deserved it 5 013

By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 460

You deserved it 2 577

Buffering

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 008

You deserved it 111

It's not unusual

By nightmare come true - 15/03/2022 18:00

Today, I asked my fiancé if we could get legally married at the courthouse before we had the big wedding ceremony, just to quell my irrational fear of being left at the altar. He agreed, then didn’t show up at the courthouse. Nightmare realized. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 799

You deserved it 177

Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 616

You deserved it 5 920

By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 713

You deserved it 3 276

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 068

You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 538

You deserved it 2 529

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 670

You deserved it 2 736

HoorayForFML 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:40

He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)

aback 4

Monday 24 August 2009 17:10

Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.

Comments

aback 4

Monday 24 August 2009 17:10

Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.

gothymama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:55

FTW!!!!

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:12

that's why you get the license BEFORE the wedding

orchids_torturer 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:14

i married 4 months ago and i too had very similar drama. i foolishly till married my husband after that shit he pulled now im living in hell. ((hugs)) it does get better. the orchids' torturer has spoken.

nica73 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:19

I call FAKE. You get the marriage license BEFORE the wedding, not after.

pieofchrist 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:19

that's a dick move. maybe he was to scared to say something sooner because you would leave him. sounds like he still wants to be with you, but he's just a commitment phone. FYL.

gothymama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:57

ring ring ring ring ring, commitment phone ring ring ring ring ring, COMMITMENT PHOOOONNNNE!!! (tell me someone knows that tune!)

gothymama 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:59

.der... post delay **** up

Elizabeth_0x 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:15

hahaha, yess i know it :) loll x

Lucky444 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:21

For those who don't know. To be considered MARRIED, you must indeed sign a marriage license, either before or after th4e actually ceremony. In fact, the ceremony doesn't really mean shit. That's why you can get married at the Justice of Peace. All marriage is, is a piece of paper. The love that is between the two people is the union. Which is clearly lacking in this case. OP...Run far far away and find you a REAL man.

doggie3 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:23

That's horrible. I'm so sorry.

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:24

that sucks and that guys a jerkoff

The_Cait 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:26

But you had to apply for a marriage license prior to your wedding, and sign that. If this didn't happen..sorry, honey, but in the eyes of the United States government...you're not married!

maddog_fml 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:27

Ooooh Shit!! Hahaha! Funny part: "Today, I got ALMOST married" But it sucks. Well, if the douche isn't sure today he won't be tomorrow, so dump him. It is not a good start for happy a mariage.