Love: Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive...

By singleagain - 24/08/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By nightmare come true - 15/03/2022 18:00

Today, I asked my fiancé if we could get legally married at the courthouse before we had the big wedding ceremony, just to quell my irrational fear of being left at the altar. He agreed, then didn’t show up at the courthouse. Nightmare realized. FML

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Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

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By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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HoorayForFML 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:40

He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)

aback 4

Monday 24 August 2009 17:10

Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.

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plexico 3

Monday 24 August 2009 18:31

Lot's of married guys out there are going, "****! I could have done that!?"

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:43

Haha. I know, man. I plan on doing that now. Sounds like a good idea.

ac4089 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:34

YDI for saying yes in the first place. I hope you at least slapped him

screwtaylor 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:06

He probably realized he didn't want to keep ******* the same loose ****** for the rest of his life. Also, OP.. YDI for saying "I got almost" it's "I almost got".

Bmlacme 3

Monday 24 August 2009 19:52

umm. dumb ass.. she said "almost got"...

magicoa 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:54

thats what she said buddy ahem you may need some glasses

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:27

The post was edited, idiots. NOW it is correct... granted that "almost got married" isn't exactly grammatically perfect, but at least it is better than "got almost married."

KillU2009 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:10

weak

mrnicety 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:23

ydi for having an expensive wedding :)

annamg 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:46

Stop ragging on her for having an expensive wedding. Some people can afford it. It doesn't make her any less "worthy" of feeling pain at her fiance's change of heart.

zee209 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:54

Better now then later on in the marriage. It does suck, and it is really sad, but at least he realized this now instead of a year in the future. It could have ended in divorce.