Miscellaneous: Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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Law and order

By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

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By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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Mind of my own

By Bahi - 25/07/2022 10:00

Today, despite the fact that I'm 20 years-old, my parents never allow me to go out and have fun with my friends, under the pretext that I'm a girl. I'm stuck at house all year long, I only go out to the college they forced me to study at, and they decide everything about me. I’m tired. FML

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By anonymous - 18/01/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 16/04/2011 00:52 - United Kingdom

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML

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By sophiae123 - 18/01/2015 03:50 - United States - Cadillac

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 27 September 2010 23:22

So stop playing WoW and move out of your parents' basement.

zp5 4

Monday 27 September 2010 23:37

#1 so you're 13? then why does your info say you're 16?

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aaron1160 4

Monday 4 October 2010 6:14

All of you shut the hell up maybe he has problems and his parents are nice enough to let him live there

Becca15 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:12

Just don't make it. You're a legal adult, you don't need to listen to them. In all honesty even if they're your parents they aren't willing to compromise so just DO WHAT YOU WANT.

jasperprinz 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:38

tats wat u get for livin wit ur parentals....definetly fyl!

jawjuhh 6

Friday 12 November 2010 16:35

Sooo ... move out, or stop complaining? xD And you might wanna think twice about 'just doing it', if they're strict enough to keep a curfew, don't be surprised about them kicking you out.

Jennypwnsall 1

Wednesday 15 December 2010 23:04

Yo! Have you ever thought that maybe this Guy doesnt have the Money to move out??? For a house you need MONEY. Would you rather live with your parents or be a Bum??

Killthemman 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:27

I'm 12 and mines 2:00 am

ve3 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 8:36

totally understand how ur feeling.

SnowedInWI 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 0:47

I'm right there with you.

kristaissuper 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:48

my boyfriend is 22 & has to be in by midnight. rules are rules when you're 22 & living at home... sucks

dchugh14 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:33

Im 14............no curfew..........get drunk...........wth?! grow some balls!!

Artemis138 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 14:07

And you're PROUD of this?

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