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By prettybich - 15/05/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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By flimflam - 02/09/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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By climber - 21/04/2017 20:00

Today, after climbing 8 flight of stairs due to electricity outage, I got to work only to find the office locked. FML

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By bob the builder - 08/11/2012 14:36 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By Elevated fear - 24/12/2017 19:00

Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML

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By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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SPKasabian 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:41

"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!

brianjman14 22

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:34

good workout, tho

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yeahreally 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:30

ugh that completely sucks! Lol just make sure you dont pass out

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:37

op crying like a bitch need to get him a box of tissues and midol

hottieluver 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:38

haha

tnfan5594 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:40

Stop whining and this is not an FML

deadsrs 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:40

holy shit jock when did you put a picture of yourself up??? it's almost as strange as not seeing ajjas anime display is.

tasha_caliente 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:43

12 floors

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:43

like what you see do you? I know. get in line! 

tasha_caliente 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:45

wow

teamsleep22 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:52

holy shit

TrillionHearts 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:45

have somone carry you:)

fishboy123 7

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:46

hope u fall. #11 ur a noob for saying noon

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