Health, Alcohol and Drunk: Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to...

By prettybich - 15/05/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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By flimflam - 02/09/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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By LETMEOUT! - 18/09/2017 04:30

Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML

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By climber - 21/04/2017 20:00

Today, after climbing 8 flight of stairs due to electricity outage, I got to work only to find the office locked. FML

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By bob the builder - 08/11/2012 14:36 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By Elevated fear - 24/12/2017 19:00

Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML

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Stuck

By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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SPKasabian 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:41

"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!

brianjman14 22

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:34

good workout, tho

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lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 6:31

u have not seen my previous profile picture?

emilymecehell 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 6:35

use the stairs? couldn't be that hard. ydi for drinking more alcohol than you knew you could handle.

kankan3869 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 7:29

really u must be lazy and out of shape to complain about using stairs fail on ur part and drinking is stupid

ndiesal 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 7:47

Well...I could say YDI for being hungover...but 12 floors would suck regardless if you're hungover or not. My first year living in a dorm, I lived on the 12th floor...not one single person that lived on that floor with me ever took the stairs...for everyone who's like "oh that's great exercise, don't be lazy". Let's see you all do 12 flights then, hard asses.