By frediqqq - 26/02/2015 04:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8

Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!

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clumsylobster 17

How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?

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fifi125 21

How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?

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SnowSakura 25

Oh god, I laughed way too hard at this!

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whyisitincapital 25

Just fart the rest out. You can create your very own glitter extravaganza in your home!

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brittaaany_93 38

This reminded me of the part in jackass where they put baby powder in their ass and fart in people's faces haha. The mental of someone doing it with glitter is amazing!

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Mauskau 35

I have to ask, was he drunk whilst performing like he is most of the time?

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Fuhkyoo 17

I heard a live interview few weeks ago and he sounded a bit more than drunk, unless hes getting absolutely sloshed hes on something else.

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Krik_etsallad 3

Should went to see GWAR instead

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luststarrr 22

Glitter pales into insignificance compared to last year's GWAR bloodbath - I swear they used food dye, that shit didn't budge!

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vikky538 28

somebody wanted to metal coated ass... shall we call it silver ass...

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Marebare23 17

You kinda deserve it for going to a Marilyn Manson concert.

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oops6663 26

I'm still shaking it out of my hair from his concert almost three weeks ago. You must've gotten too close, man.

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TheyKilledKemmy 25

*this comment is about Marilyn Manson, not the glitter* I really wanted to see him!!! At least the music was really good, right?

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