By insomniacap - 30/12/2014 23:47 - United States - Stratford

Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML
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godspeedkills 8

But if you think about it, the blind ship captain you see in your dreams could be an archetype of the anxiety you're not facing in your daily life. Now that's deep!

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keiNan_fml 35

don't worry captain jack sparrow will come to rescue

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bsums203 13

Maybe its time to get help for your insomnia.

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Zebediabolical 39

On the plus side, it's only 18 sleeps till Christmas!

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BBlah 26

You're a little late there buddy

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LittleRed79 39

Whoosh! There goes Zeb's joke straight over your head 19.

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xninix_fml 36

My anxiety keeps me up too op. Just know your not alone in this I know tons of people who have anxiety. I hope you learn to cope with it :)

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Dreamsorrow93 24

The mind loves to play its sick tricks on us all. Just close your eyes and picture yourself on a nice boat relaxing on the ocean, sipping on a ice tea... When oh crud a cannon ball just misses you! Run for your life it's captain blind eye!!!

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Brillian43 2

I have fears of snakes.. I can't sleep thinking one will bite my leg.. I live in London UK and there are no snakes fml

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CoGhostRider 31

Yea you should be more afraid of spiders, snakes you can see pretty easy spiders you cannot.

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