By knifewow - 20/10/2016 08:30 - Australia - Ashgrove

Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML
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Iwannarock1 19

ummm, that was dumb.

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droid1126 25

Your flies have knives? Sheesh, ours just buzz around all the time.

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vandj8 9

I'm pretty sure this deserves the Darwin Award.

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trucker2 33

No- no your doing it wrong. You must catch it with chop-sticks

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

I wish it was ydi cause you did.... just get a fly swatter

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michu_fml 18

Where is the YDI button when you need it? Cause OP you are so stupid for waving a knife around, you are lucky that you stabbed yourself in the shoulder instead of your heart or someone else's eye!

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booperdooper222 10

Bloody hell OP!!! I'm sorry I'll leave now XD.

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druckey 5

Guys - the OP is in Australia. Have you not heard about the type of animals there? It would not surprise me if they needed a knife to protect themselves from a fly.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Are you seriously trying to justify this? I admit your point was made with reasonable intent, and it makes sense that OP would HAVE the knife due to the wildlife of the area, but the fact of the matter is that it's stupid to wave a sharp object around like an idiot, fly or not.

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species4872 19

Really, there is no wildlife in Australia that is a threat to humans, none that is that a knife would be of any use against.

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