By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I applied for a passport. I was told the first set of photos I took were unusable because my face, particularly my chin, didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture. My chin did fit in the frame, my double chin however, did not. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 294
You deserved it 43 670

Same thing different taste

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I think you've got a screw loose, Taylor. Most of us come here for a little fun and laughs. You've repeatedly teased me about going to strip clubs and I've teased you about liking fat guys, even though neither is based in fact. What's the problem? It's called a running joke and people who read this site often sometimes enjoy them. Intoxicunt and I have running joke about Cleveland Steamers, blumpkins, etc., even though neither of us is really into that stuff. Everyone knows it is just comedy. Are you jealous over my cyber-flirting with fiesty pixie? Are you having trouble separating reality from what goes on on the internet? If so, you might want to turn off your computer and focus on the real world. What you have said is really awful, but I know that something must be really wrong with you and I don't take it seriously. You don't know how fat I really am or am not. I'm not thin, but I exaggerate for comedic effect. I find it worrisome that a little while back you really enjoyed my humor, now suddenly you don't. I urge you to seek help. A little while ago, you were a popular commenter here, but with rants like that are going to alienate your fans. Is that what you want? I won't mention you again, but I also ask that you refrain from using me as the butt of your jokes. Good luck finding someone that will accept that role. Take care. plexico

YDI for not having a single chin and looking sexy like me.

To even post this is an act of self-disrespect. Do you think it is funny that you are an affront to human genetics, or do you like going by the super-villian name,"Abomination"?

blueem2 0

But I AM really into blumpkins! Kidding, kidding. That was so intense, I'm not even going to give my 2 cents on the situation. However, I do wonder why we don't have a "cents symbol" key on a regular qwerty keyboard...

Canadian passport I assume. I just got mine and had to take retakes on the picture because mine was too zoomed in. Go get it done my London Drugs they size it all correctly.

ydi fatty. lose some weight and stop crying on the Internet.

schwee 0

I take passposts pictures, and if you don't fit in the 2x2 frame you truly are a fatass.

andlifesuxagain 0

Maybe a good reality show would be "Battle of Wieghts", with the point of an anorexic vs a fatty..where the fatty tries to feed the anorexic and the anorexic tries to keep food away from fatty?

andlifesuxagain, Your show sounds like that old joke: If Mama Cass had just given the ham sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they both would have lived!