Kids: Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family...

By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 14:20 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

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SomeBossOnHere 5

Monday 14 May 2012 0:51

Ouch... Holding a bit of a grudge huh?

FMLandurstoo 9

Monday 14 May 2012 0:52

Just get out of the ******* way then!

Comments

French_Toast_fml 3

Monday 14 May 2012 1:02

Maybe you should accidentally trip him from the sidelines.

fatnesspig 7

Monday 14 May 2012 1:02

I'm amazed you have family lacrosse games. That's pretty awesome.

AFloppyWetWhale 6

Monday 14 May 2012 13:28

Yeah really. I love lacrosse, so if my family had one of those, I'd be overjoyed.

mattykent3 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:16

It would be the coolest thing ever

Justy101 23

Monday 14 May 2012 1:05

Your father has some serious issues.

igive 29

Monday 14 May 2012 1:08

it's fair game now OP, rain a world of hurt on him with your mighty launching skills!

mattykent3 4

Tuesday 15 May 2012 13:17

*The words you may be looking for are as follows: cranking, shooting, throwing, or passing.

gurly98 13

Monday 14 May 2012 1:11

I feel so bad

igive 29

Monday 14 May 2012 1:12

it's fair game now. launch one as hard as you can in the nads. he already has a kid anyway

McNerdyNerd 8

Monday 14 May 2012 1:16

Op, you really should be happy your family does things together. If you didn't want to be in it, don't be a whiny bi-atch about it! And maybe he told you that because you were slagging around. Neither of you handled it well. But really. It's a family function. Pretend you care.

CaramelMacchiato 13

Monday 14 May 2012 1:21

There's only so much you can write in an FML. We don't know anything about OP, nor their family. For all we know, her family can be a bunch of total 'bi-atches'.