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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By mike4444 - 12/02/2010 18:11 - France

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 06:40 - United States - Cary

Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By CouldBeALoser - 17/09/2016 18:26 - United States - West Tehama County

Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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By Marco - 22/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By clementine8 - 14/02/2009 06:23 - United States

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

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spikey818 9

Monday 14 February 2011 12:11

I do that every year.

muchagente 5

Monday 14 February 2011 12:22

good idea... so everyone who might be interested in you will think "oh damn, she's engaged, i've got no chance anyway". makes sure you stay lonely.

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brunettebabe17 0

Monday 14 February 2011 18:08

One word....desperate

XxPurplePandaxX 0

Monday 14 February 2011 18:18

I'm sorry :( you must have a sad lonely life. someday I bet someone will like you :)

gingerfied 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:05

That's pathetic! Just say "F

Acousticpixie14 6

Monday 14 February 2011 21:36

Exactly! And as I've said before, Valentine's Day is not even a real holiday. C'mon...celebrating and declaring love? We should do that every day. Also...OP, why do you give a damn what your coworkers think? So what if someone likes you or not, I guarantee they don't care as much as you care about them caring. If that makes sense...

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 14 February 2011 22:19

**** VALENTINE'S DAY. love people, no matter what day it is. |the kid|

mandypandypants 4

Monday 14 February 2011 22:40

I did that, but not because I'm desperate but to make one of my co workers jealous.

EvilSpirt 5

Monday 14 February 2011 23:57

Shhh *lowers voice* just act like it was me ;P

Roduet 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:34

That sucks but I'm on the same boat as you. I've never had an actual valentine but I probably wouldn't go that low

Mooshki 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:11

Stop feeling sorry for yourself, go out and get involved in something, and maybe you'll meet someone. (But if you don't, your life will be too full for you to care.)