Money: Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes,...

By Joe - 04/08/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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Birthday blues

By omaha24 - 29/04/2020 02:00

Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML

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Congratulations, you played yourself

By danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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Generous

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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Feeling a little lighter

By TheBetterRedhead - 28/03/2017 12:00

Today, on my way home from grocery shopping, two young adults around my age came up and asked me for a lighter. Thinking they just needed it to light a cigarette, I handed them my only lighter. They immediately ran away. I got robbed for a 1.99$ lighter. FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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Plumes

By Anonymous - 09/12/2022 06:00

Today, I picked up a carton of cigarettes for my stepfather from the store. He smokes the equivalent of nearly half my paycheck a fortnight. FML

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christinez13 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:33

aww that sucks but you deserved it

bigbisawesome 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:33

Wow seriously you sir are an idiot

Comments

fk123 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:57

Dumb bitch

perdix 29

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:58

Losing your money is far cheaper than the fine you'd pay for buying tobacco while underage. You should quit now while you can. Adults with a long-time smoking habit find it almost impossible to quit.

schmelia 10

Friday 5 August 2011 0:22

It's also far cheaper than the long-term cost of health care.

unrose 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:59

You deserve it. Breakin de law breakin de law.

taquitosupremo 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:59

haha in a recession you trust no one!!!

qtip14 0

Friday 5 August 2011 0:03

Up in smoke!

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 5 August 2011 0:04

are you kidding me? YDI

spazx 5

Friday 5 August 2011 0:05

shame in you for smoking you know what that stuff does to your body..with every puff you damage a cell that helps protect you against cancer...shammmmmmmmmeeeeee....the crap in that stuff is found rat poison and you get soooooooo many diff types of cancer and you can get emphazima...idk how thats spelled but anyways BAD BAD BAD break the habit before it breaks you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

t765234 10

Friday 5 August 2011 12:58

Actually, cancer is a cell that is growing and multiplying out of control or for no reason so "killing" a cell doesn't necessarily make you more susceptible to any cancers, but none the less, stop smoking you idiot. It is a long term suicide.

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:45

i thumbed you up by mistake. your body does have proteins to regulate cell growth.

mgsoloist 14

Friday 5 August 2011 0:07

I would have gone in with the guy...

BWill9014 4

Friday 5 August 2011 0:09

This is stupid for so many obvious reasons that it would be stupid for me to even state them

SayPeanuts 29

Friday 5 August 2011 0:10

YDI not because you smoke or that you tried to get someone to buy them for you, but because you were stupid enough to post a FML about cigarettes when you should know by now most people are going to say YDI for smoking.YDI not because you smoke or that you tried to get someone to buy them for you, b