Miscellaneous: Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be...

By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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You deserved it 30 399

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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You deserved it 4 499

By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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You deserved it 47 568

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 912

You deserved it 341

By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 654

You deserved it 1 936

By scared4myhair - 12/04/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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You deserved it 2 775

By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 425

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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You deserved it 1 233

By Tony - 09/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML

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You deserved it 3 306

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 18 317

By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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You deserved it 66 109

fazzems 21

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:04

I'm oddly proud of her response

shn123 15

Wednesday 20 April 2016 19:02

Looks like your plan fell a little short of the mark

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cptncuttlefish 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:56

I wanna high five her for handling that like a pro. You deserved it buddy

zach205 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 1:56

Credit for creativity, but just because it's a creative idea doesn't make it a good one.

ezrajab 22

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:16

Good for her

dj70 3

Thursday 21 April 2016 2:28

Damn! Low blow but nah that was ****** up

mads_nicole 19

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:26

Savage af

AdamTodddBrown 11

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:34

Maybe don't make fun of her height, y'know?

Danielvera212 4

Thursday 21 April 2016 3:49

Y'all so PC lol just chill it was a cool attempt that I've never seen before.

bratty_sub 4

Thursday 21 April 2016 4:43

way to insult her!

rhiley 26

Thursday 21 April 2016 6:35

that's a real asshole thing to do, I can see why she said no lmao

that_guy31 12

Thursday 21 April 2016 7:29

****.. I need to make a poster for my prom date but idfk what to do

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Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 425

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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You deserved it 2 791

Today, I got back from a holiday. I've been suffering from debilitating muscle spasms in my back for over a year, causing migraines and immobility. After all the physical therapy, drugs, and tests, it seems it was caused simply by my mattress. A week of sleeping in the hotel bed completely alleviated it. FML

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You deserved it 169

Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

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You deserved it 9 711

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

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You deserved it 4 000

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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You deserved it 1 920

Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML

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