Today I asked a woman to smile and then open wide. I got shouted... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today I asked a woman to smile and then open wide. I got shouted at for objectifying her as my pretty thing. She's a patient. I'm a dentist and gay. FML

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user53658 15

Wednesday 7 July 2021 8:39

Was your patient's name Karen?

SunriseEarth 5

Monday 29 March 2021 9:26

I'm not sure what the rules are the in UK, but I think you should definitely ban this woman from your practice if you can, for both her benefit and yours.

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SunriseEarth 5

Monday 29 March 2021 9:26

I'm not sure what the rules are the in UK, but I think you should definitely ban this woman from your practice if you can, for both her benefit and yours.

user53658 15

Wednesday 7 July 2021 8:39

Was your patient's name Karen?

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