By cahsecuel - 14/08/2014 20:44 - France - Grisolles

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Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
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Aspen_Grace33 27

You always told him he could be anything he wanted when he grew up!!! Just a little concerned he is striving to be the next Ron Jeremy before his voice has even changed!!!

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monstermatt001 13

He's going to have a "hard time" with that! ;)

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tbon3r 15

well if he has a moustache when he's older he could be a police man,**** star, or pedophile.. so there's three options and not one.

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awesomeamandas 37

i didn't know that all it took to be a police officer was to have a mustache. learn something new everyday.

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slyde32 12

all the police that I've seen have been clean shaven, obviously fake cops, then

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yorkie_16 15

looks like he has his priorities straight haha :)

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worldclassrager 39

With how much money they make I don't blame him...but he's ten got a few years to change his mind

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kurodansei 16

I feel like the men don't make as much in general.

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ShutTheFuCupcake 7

"always follow your dreams kids" yeah right

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lina21 12

Was he just screwing with you? By 10, some kids are good at coming up with crap they know will freak you out, get a good rise

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pjsr 32

It sounds like he already got the good rise

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derpina72 23

Deep breaths man, deep breaths.

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derpina72 23

Oh my goodness you guys, I'm sorry. Idk how that happened, but this comment was meant for the FML above this one.:.

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

There are articles on the web describing in details how the job looks like. Give them him to read. If he is old enough to wish for the job, he is old enough to read about the injections and so on...

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Demoniq 25

I would totally use this opportunity to show him how amateur **** stars live, and bring on some statistics about what it takes to actually earn anything. Scare the idea out of him ;)

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