By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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rogueangel9 4

and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.

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awardZu 0

If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.

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Griggy 0

Punch the little shit back!! Then tell him he won't get ice cream until he's twelve!!

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RainbowHeadache 2

I'm expecting, but I still haven't decided how I'll discipline my kid. I think it's alright to try being stern while they're really young and if it doesn't get the point across then a time out is appropriate. My family always let the papa do the spanking. "You better cut it out or I'll get papa Roy." Always worked haha

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jdogy 0

slap him HARD!!!!!!!!!

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RedShirted 3

that not an fml, punish that kid... whose the alpha here?

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pinkchocolatex3 0

that's so cutee

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Musicnotwords 0

I would have scared him later when he went to sleep.

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theannonymousone 0

Take out the belt. Dicipline him. Then wonder where he learned that. I hope your man doesn't beat you. There are ways out. Email me if you need help. [email protected]

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fknrad 0

I have a 1 1/2 year old who does to me all the time and I can't help but laugh everytime I know he is going to think its ok. oops

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