By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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rogueangel9 4

and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.

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awardZu 0

If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.

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Wezl8 0

Bull... All of you pansy asses making excuses that kids don't know what they are doing. That's why they disrespect you because you let them get away with it. You don't have to beat them but give them a spanking.

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mentalhotdog 0

Just..........shut up

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usbaby24 3

whats the point of hitting someone smaller than u...i honestly believe theres no point of hitting a child my boyfriend was never hit yet he always did and still does respect his mom yet my sister in law and her husband always hit their kids and they are the worse kid ever then u have the kids that were hit before and are respectful till this day so honestly i think hitting a child doesnt make them bad or good just makes it an excuse for u to take ur everyday frustrations out on ur child

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Frijolero_92 1

hit him, I was hit as a kid and I plan to do it to my kids, there's a very big differance between a belt an child abuse ydi

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DalPozzo13 10

That's what you get for making him clean up

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SchwizerMan 2

bet you wont be doing that again anytime soon. totally deserved it! lol

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QueenOfBoredom 0

I know sexism is funny

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Divine_Mamma 11

How in the hell is this in any way sexist

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Inhumanfrost 0

You probably let him get away with so much crap.

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Saddyohh 13

Ok here's a plan, give him a penny and put him in a corner. Tell him to hold the penny against the wall with just his forehead. Make sure he knows that every time he drops it you spank him. Entertaining for you and a learning experience for him.

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Gondile 4

holy shit.... that's awesome!

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awardZu 0

34 I love your parenting style! I'm going to do that with my kid now!

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JenL_fml 7

That's pretty creative. *takes notes for future references*

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ugliness 6

haha..... I'm pretty sure that will have some psychological effect on the kid in future but I'm no psychic so I dunno :/

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atomicbaboon 0

yep, he'll psychologically know that whenever he hits he'll have to do that. I had to do it, and I turned okay.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Wouldn't it stick to his forehead after a minute or so?

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ForeverPunk 0

well that's not good later on.

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