By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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rogueangel9 4

and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.

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awardZu 0

If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.

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lmaoatall 6

he did not want a kiss, he wanted paid, hard cold cash. i like his style.

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mentalhotdog 0

Just like me!!!

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lmaoatall 6

your statement is so true... parents these days are either lazy, or affraid to discipline. oh , you should never strike a child! my ass! spare the rod, spoil the child. and people wonder why our children are growing up disrespectful and out of control. has anyone else noticed this????

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H_ayden 0

lol udi for making him clean up his toys. but op, I feel your pain, my brother punches me for asking him to move for a sec =P

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choirnerd9 0

I think you might be hiding something. I'm sure he wouldn't do that if you just ASKED him.

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TinyDude 10

He's gonna grow up to be a fabulous person.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

nice picture man

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Viciousvixen_21 0

No I didn't punch him back, it didn't hurt, and I think he might have done it by mistake...but it's still funny :-D

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dr_octagonapus47 4

How does he mistakenly punch you in the face? That is the question.

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dr_octagonapus47 4

How does he accidentally hit you in the face?

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jls4592 2

be a better mom and u pick up his toys

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rogueangel9 4

so you'll be your kids bitch when you have kids?

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awardZu 0

Never breed 86, you will just dilute the gene pool.

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Divine_Mamma 11

Helping out your kid when he is two years old is not being their bitch.

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