By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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rogueangel9 4

and let me guess, he got a time out instead of the ass beating he should've gotten.

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awardZu 0

If a kid is old enough to throw a punch, they are old enough to get a spanking. It's not abuse (because some of you bleeding heart ******* will say it is, and YOU are what's wrong with kids these days), it's dicipline. You just have to draw the line between spanking & beating, and never cross it.

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msl1333 4

now make him a sandwich!

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Alex_The_Human 2

ULTIMATE VICTORY: TWO YEAR OLD CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheWorldGreatest 8

must have gotten from some where, great parenting. I sure hope that you talked to him about hitting .

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ugliness 6

yeah, I hope op didnt use the ironic "you hit and that's wrong, because I'm bigger than you I can beat you up and you can't fight back" approach

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DaJavelin 0

Rofl! That's super funny.

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momianajones 0

grow a pair and discipline your kid. it will only get worse if you let him think he is the boss.

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sammieInsanityy 0

punch him twice as hard, the little ****** deserves it.

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Divine_Mamma 11

Yeah, knock out a damn two year old who doesn't know what the hell he's doing. That's not illegal at all.

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soccer7777 0

did you get a bloody nose? I mean he couldnt have hit you that hard if he's 2...

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