By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville

Today, I asked my 7-year-old daughter what job she would like when she grows up. She calmly replied that she wouldn't have one; she'd just bring her husband round to my place and steal food from me. FML
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zBLAKEz 23

Well at least she's already planned ahead for the future.

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notabeachbabe 13

you might have a little bit of trouble getting her completely out of the nest lol on the other hand when kids get older they normally want to leave immediately.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Tell her that the tips for that will be coming out of her allowance..then charge interest..in the form of chores..if she considers your home a restaurant, she should pay the waitress...lol I know she is kidding. Wait she is joking, right?

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pike1346 3

Part of the 51% that will live off the govt. Nice work.

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kevinwm0 14

When I get older, losing my hair Many years from now Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four?

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Stavi 6

Maybe she learned it from you!!! Haha lol

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fantasyworld 37

Sounds like she's got it all figured out.

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