By ihatespiders - 05/08/2014 12:31 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked my 8-year-old daughter to kill a house spider for me. I am a 42-year-old man. FML
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Lavelle1313 11

No shame necessary. Sacrifice the children.

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brettrb 18

Spiders are terrifying. I see nothing wrong with this.

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SofaKingPretty 13

I don't blame you. Some kids are fearless, I make my nephew do it sometimes :)

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Yeah, I was fearless until I was in high school and woke up to a black widow crawling on my face.

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doodlecloud 26

We have no poisonous spiders in the UK, stop being silly. If you have arachnaphobia then fair enough not touching it yourself, but if your kid doesn't mind going near them then why make her kill it rather than just putting it outside? We should be encouraging children to understand wildlife before they pick up on adult's fears and bad attitudes.

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LindseyYanero 15

spiders are scary as hell

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hobojo69 23

Just say you're supper allergic to save face

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cactusprick 19

It doesn't matter hOW OLD U ARE SPIDERS ARE TERRIFYING

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XKkim_ 16

I was baby sitting a 3-year old once when i saw a baby spider and started screaming. She just laughed and said it was lookin for a piggy.

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ulissey_fml 22

I must say, I am shocked. I never, ever kill spiders: they eat mosquitoes; I actually gently put them outside; oddly enough, they are the ones who act terrified of that giant force moving them around.

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Crystal4 23

It's ok op, we all have our weakness.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Spiders are ******' scary, man. I don't blame you. If my 8 year old sister wasn't terrified of them as well, she'd be killing them for me, too.

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