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By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 193
You deserved it 12 531

Same thing different taste

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Never ever give them a choice if you aren't ready to live with consequences of not being choosen. Btw, have sex while he plays. My fwb and I used to do it all the time while he played COD. Then make him a sammich and get him beer. He'll brag so hard about you his friend's gf's will hate you. ;)

Isn't that what doggy style is for? Playing a game AND having sex. Then if you were using any cheat codes, you could be a smartass and say you were cheating behind their back.

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Wow, that is kind of cute. xD

Kirito_SAO 9

At least you're not like most girls who post similar stories about how they said it was the game or them and instantly became single...

selectiveamnesia 9

I don't blame the guy. Assassin's Creed III is an amazing game.

Bludmagnus 13

I am a fan of many games... but a night of sex is much better than a game... always is.

hehe me and him are still together! ;D I guess I won! :P