By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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missababgaga 19

Here's a solution... give him both!

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ICastillo 24

Why not the both of both worlds give him a ******* well he plays Assassins Creed. There you go nobody hurt in that situation.

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mamablair13 5

at least sex was considered for you... my husband would be like ASSASSINS CREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!! so coot-toes for you

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dilley86 4

He's not hiding his homosexual tendencies very well, is he?

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lovelykisses86 2

well of you suck at suck OP I can see why he's having trouble deciding.

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PsychoBitch666 8

You poor soul. Never ever make a man choose between you and his video games. (unless you're really good at ********. Then it's okay.)

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DarthVader77 9

Bodes well for the relationships if he had to THINK about what is better. Good luck! To both of you.

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greeneye_fml 12

You suck for putting it like that. And I'm female.

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Ins0mau 20

I think it was a reasonable ultimatum, and I'm a gamer guy.

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JennaNGood 21

Why on EARTH would you be so cruel as to make a gamer choose between sex and the new assassins creed game?! That's like choosing between oxygen or water were you stranded on a desert island.

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