By ladylol - 24/11/2012 13:54 - United Kingdom - Towcester

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
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missababgaga 19

Here's a solution... give him both!

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nstinson 4

Why would you put your man on the spot like that? :-o

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havok87 11

Dump him! No man is worth keeping if he's THAT indecisive between those 2 options. Assassinating can always wait.

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FailingKing 4

That would be obvious. Assassin's Creed III is what he should do.

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BlueFlatts 20

It was all a test, and it appears that he failed. He just needed to pick ASAP instead of crying and wasting his time not doing either. To me the decision was obvious. A happy girlfriend is always the answer.

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funnyfails1 13

Just pretend she is a Templar and ruin her.

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Wiringify 22

Too bad I'd probably be undecided too.

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vbmg152 18

Crying? You need a new boyfriend! One that's at least part man!

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