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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By veggiepower11028 - 31/05/2011 12:02

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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No thanks

By Anonymous - 26/02/2020 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I like if he wanted to go to lunch tomorrow at a local restaurant. He replied that he doesn't like their food. I think that's a no. FML

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FMLkoala 28

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:04

I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.

WhoopteDo 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:03

Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP

Comments

Corvo_Attano_4 12

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:12

Poison the chicken >:)

ninety 25

Sunday 3 August 2014 6:25

Because there's nothing like being single AND in prison for the rest of her life.

ginger196 14

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:29

Well, someone has his priorities straight

kendallfireHD 16

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:47

Not like you're gonna buy him chicken now…

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 2 August 2014 23:51

Looks like he's into "the other white meat"

leilana33 4

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:06

when guys say this it means you're not good enough for him and he wants to see someone else, bertiebeth. move on and work on being a better girlfriend for the next guy. in other words, YDI for making him feel that way. oh and dont buy him chicken.

mellyski 25

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:15

You do realise people grow apart in relationships and it's not always someone's fault when the relationship ends? Your theory could be applied both ways; perhaps it was OPs ex who needed to work at being a better boyfriend.

ulissey_fml 22

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:19

I hope he's now you egg -boyfriend , OP.

emily4040 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:49

What does take-out have to do with eggs?

JBChristian 47

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:14

Chicken, chickens have to do with eggs. Bad pun non the less.

haxthis 3

Tuesday 5 August 2014 6:32

Lame

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:19

I think beefing up his guts for a better break up would be better...what a chicken

ELoni_fml 25

Sunday 3 August 2014 0:47

I know a good place to shove that chicken...

JBChristian 47

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:15

Up his ass with a steel toed boot halfway after it.

missyg1992 2

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:01

he said that because your probably did something wrong. he found someone better and you should move on. YDI for causing him to feel that way.

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:07

and how do you know that? lol moron

missyg1992 2

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:10

im playing the odds. chances are she probably did something that caused his heart to wander and want to "see other people" i'd do the same if my boyfriend started acting like a dick.

TogeBara 12

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:18

first you smart off on the hamster fml, now you give unwarranted advice to someone you don't know. I think you're better off keeping your trap shut. Ignore this person OP, they're an idiot.

Spark_Slicker 19

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:34

What makes you think that is the most likely scenario? Plenty of people just get bored of their significant others and break up with them even when the person hasn't done anything wrong. There is no indication in this fml that OP did anything to cause him to want to break up and I have no idea why you think the chances of it being like that are high.