Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with...

By Lucachoo - 26/07/2015 00:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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Just a friend

By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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1221jamw 11

Sunday 26 July 2015 18:56

ring ring ring, banana phone, banana phone

TheDog6 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 18:55

Now who would have thought fruit and phones worked so well together...

Comments

wanted_2_want 40

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:25

Dang! He went bananas with your idea... Well..the wrong kind of bananas anyway

that_one_guy423 11

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:25

Well that's not very nice. Maybe he was having a bad day?

whitnayfortooh 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:26

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE! boo ba doo ba doop! no but for real dump his ass you deserve better!

Fr0gs 15

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:57

Wtf?

whitnayfortooh 29

Monday 27 July 2015 4:30

it's a song...Jesus Christ.

TigranPet 24

Tuesday 4 October 2016 19:38

I think the reply was towards the second half of your comment

Incognico 22

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:32

Take a black berry and pretend to send him a message

EminemIsDemBoss 9

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:40

wtf, its a pitty for you

engineerosaurus 26

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:42

What an asshole.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Sunday 26 July 2015 19:42

Relax everyone. Of course he went on a date with her. He was teasing her. Everyone fails to see the hilarity in his impromptu sketch, as if a scene right out of Family Guy.