Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By myennechee - 18/03/2009 05:22 - Germany

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, looked at me, and said, "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 14 589

By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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mrricecakes 4

Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:52

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 15:51

A necrophiliac in the making.

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gingerfly91 1

Thursday 10 May 2012 13:05

Now is your chance to hop on top of him and show him something to brag about :)

Smartpants 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:56

ohoho...dat ws a killer comment...pent up feelings end up sarcatially!

skittlesmeep 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 15:56

Time to learn a few moves! or something...

picturescrazy 24

Friday 11 May 2012 9:01

You're doing it wrong. The woman should be just as engaged in sex as the guy is. Don't just lie there. YDI.

cheer1468 0

Friday 25 May 2012 5:30

Why would you even ask him thaat..?

jmedalene 2

Monday 28 May 2012 10:41

Hmm maybe you should try something nfew

sillyanon 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:22

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRNN!!!

AmyLeeEvFan 0

Saturday 13 October 2012 15:09

I hate Men!!! All they care about is sex, sex, and more sex!! That's part of the reason why I am a lesbian!!

Marakie 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 12:18

What kind of idiot asks a question like that

MarkToast 19

Monday 6 January 2014 7:56

What kind of question is that?

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Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend of nearly a year that I finally told my mother about him, and that she wants us to fly out so he can meet her. He said “OK” with a blank expression. I went to work, and when I got home, he and all his stuff were gone. He left a note on the fridge, saying, “Sorry, I can’t do this anymore. All the best.” FML

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Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML

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Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

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Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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