By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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mrricecakes 4

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

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toenibbler 14

Well would you love a vegetable OP?

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itsalanis 25

Yeah, that's very inconsiderate of him...

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jjake20140 2

Or its because she is in fact a ninja

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jacob_hicks 0

Unless you have been dating this man for a few years, OP, do not ask him those types of questions. You cannot force him to love you if you became a vegetable. YDI.

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spinx13 0

fyl ? i see this as fhl for havin a dead **** of a girlfriend

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, because sex is the only important thing in a relationship. Anything else is crap in your world, right?

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TSN619 7

I think you guys are taking this one a little too far. I agree sex isn't the most portent part of a relationship but it is nonetheless important. If your partner simply doesn't do it for you and you have tried working with them on it the odds are the relationship won't work out or they will be unfaithful.

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tony1891 22

I'd love you If you was a vegie. nom nom nom. lol

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immaMonsta 8

I'm assuming that that's just one of those things you were asking him just to get his response, and you got just got that answer...eh, that's sucks OP. Maybe you should be more participant in bed? Also, he technically didn't answer your question. It's a yes or no answer. Either way, FYL.

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stormchaser24 24

How the heck to questions like this even come up? I can understand if he was your boyfriend for years but don't force him to love your.

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immaMonsta 8

How do you know if OP has been with her boyfriend for years or not? It doesn't say in the FML.

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lainzilla 14

Even if the OP is crap in bed, she deserves a boyfriend who will bring up the matter tactfully instead of being a passive aggressive wank about it.

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