By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 11:35 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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mrricecakes 4

Why would you even ask that in the first place?

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Enslaved 36

Kama Sutra lessons Rule #1 Don't lie there like a vegetable!

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linkinpark98 23

Wow... That is a really random question.

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iamsostrange 6

Well good to know he doesn't have any limits in bed ..?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...T-T I failed you, Noor. FORGIVE ME!!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm sure most guys wouldn't **** a vegetable. Most are phallic in shape or big and lumpy.

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_overandout_ 10

Two possibilities: 1. he's a douchebag, 2. you should be more energetic in bed. Or, pretty likely, a combination of the two.

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Ugi 26

Or: 3 - it was a joke because there is no way you can answer a question like that. Do you honestly think you know how you would feel if your other half became a vegetable? Have you experienced anything remotely like that before? You might guess how you would feel on day 1, but how about day 60, or day 600, or 20 years later when you have sacrificed a big chunk of your own life without any possibility of any glimmer of appreciation? I have been with my wife for 15 years. I would like to think I would always love her. But would I? Really? under those circumstances? I'm kidding myself if I pretend that I know.

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KungFuWater 3

Hey at least he is honest, you suck in bed. Move a little, make some noise, do something! Ha ha ha!

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