By lucky - 31/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML
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You deserved it 17 909

Same thing different taste

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Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

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MIIIIIIILF i once dated a girl whose mom looked like roma downey, even after having a total of 6 kids. going to her house was nice. haha

...And you asked this question, why? Were you just joking, in which case is it possible you got a joking answer? Or were you asking seriously? If so, is it common for you to back yourself and your boyfriend into lose-lose corners? And did you also ask your boyfriend for a top-5 list of who he would like to spend the rest of his life with? Personally, I prefer to go with the concept that you asked in jest, and got out-played at your own game. If so, then this is FML - you got done. :o) And I think both you and your boyfriend are hilarious! :o) If you were asking seriously, then YDI - ask a stupid question...

It's a silly childish question that deserved a jackass response.

How about you post a picture of your mom?

To be honest, chances are he doesn't think you are one of the 5 most attractive people in the world, which is usually the reason for wanting to have sex with someone. I think he probably added you for your own benefit, but not at number one so it didn't seem artificial. The truth is, he can probably think of 5 people better looking than you, but he's with you for a reason, so I say be happy with that :p

I bet his #1 was you and your mom, that's hot

Guess this is what happens when you're ugly.

#43 Saying that wouldn't work either Then he would have been creepy