By lucky - 31/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML
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loveandzombies 0

Don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer....

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poopooface 0

Why would you ask that in the first place? ... as if you wanted to know who the other 4 people where.

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strangersdk 0

hahaha That dude has some balls to say that. Hey, don't ask it if you can't handle the truth.

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Zic_fml 7

Keep your mouth shut. Wou would have whined even if he chose you nr1. because "there were also 4 of them on the list, not just me". I am really fed up with attention ****** and female trap questions: Good thing is that I'll learn young how to avoid them.

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your_face 15

He was probably just joking about it. I'm sure he figured the only way to stay out of trouble was to not take the question seriously. Especially since he threw in your mom - that's too overdone for him to mean it. And hey, even if he was serious - now you have names. Use them to indulge his fantasies and he'll really love you.

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Misanthropist 0

My list: #1 Littlemuffet (So she will shut up.) #2 her mom (So she will shut up.) #3 the Op (So she will shut up.) #4 Oprah (So she will shut up.) #5 Myself (Because I'm so hot.)

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bluewatchmendong 0

A) You ask a male a question and you apparently weren't willingly to hear the answer. Don't always expect to find yourself at the top of the list just because you're dating. B) You asked him who he wanted to have sex with and all males (even females) would compile a list of crushes, celebrities, and possibly even "hot" strangers. C) littlemuffet is a whiny bitch.

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treasa 0

This isn't an FML. Is your guy honestly on your top 5 list? YDI.

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l33tm0nk3y 0

You not being #1 shouldn't be a surprise, nor should it bother you. I don't think I know a single girl who doesn't very openly proclaim on a regular basis how this celebrity or that celebrity is ZOMG SOO HAWT, regardless of whom they're currently dating. I doubt your boyfriend is honestly #1 on your list, so for you to be upset that you aren't #1 on his is just dumb. But I will say, your mom being higher than you is a little strange.

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huzz69 0

ROFLMAO, I guess he considers ur mom a M.I.L.F.! You gotta give him credit for being brutally honest!

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