Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about...

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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You deserved it 39 067

By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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DrConstantine 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:15

I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:24

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.

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Juliexo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:44

"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and moneyy..."

Drode 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:48

lol #19 nice. and hey, maybe he just has a really really nice car.

xRUINERx 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:55

and then tell her that you're **** free and dont let them in your car :P

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:56

Well, generally when men purchase cars of a certain profile they say its "to get chicks." You can't cry about it when it actually does. YDI.

Blue_Coconuts 7

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:57

Get a motorcycle. At least that way you can please her sexually by giving her lifts.

InigoMontoya 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:00

If she was serious, my advice: drop that c-word like a baby on baby-dropping day.

jorgitooo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:01

Whether or not you deserved it really depends on the context in which you asked for her favourite quality about you. If it seemed to her as though you were fishing for compliments unnecessarily, I could see her responding that way out of annoyance. But if this was not the case, then I am sorry; that is unfortunate.