By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
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Tehalon 0

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

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drybamboo 0

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a ******* to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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canadian_pride 0

Very clever, but she was just kidding around, right?

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aah134 0

Smart answer, but honestly, girls always has some kind of thing that piss you off. U may find one who give you what you want, but cheat, or something.

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lpaul49 0

There's a simple solution: tell her to spit.

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Meta_fml 0

@134: ******** _are_ boring, standard sex. As for the OP, I have no idea what that excuse even means. o_O

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BIGLOSER99 0

well as u can tell... this conversation(s) are getting out of hand.... its a joke deal with it. also, did anyone ask about your prefrence of giving head or not giving head? no so stfu and ignore this one if u dont like it

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same_old_shit3 0

it's from a song, actually. By 3Oh!3 called "Don't Trust Me". Dunno if that's what she was going for, but still.

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